The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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