What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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