Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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