Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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