i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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