I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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