do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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