Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
how do flat chested girls get laid?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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