I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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