Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
