Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He shit in the fireplace
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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