North Korea, Best Korea!
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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