Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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