Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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