are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
