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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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