Having a random hookup so left but love u
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Holy sore nipples Batman
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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