so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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