worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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