I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
