I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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