I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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