i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
