he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
