so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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