i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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