: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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