how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Randomize