Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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