she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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