turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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