they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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