is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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