they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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