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do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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