real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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