Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Too much gin, very little bucket
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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