Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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