Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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