She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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