Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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