Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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