she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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