That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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