How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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