if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
