DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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