She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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