all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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