I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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