That's intense
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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