During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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