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You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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